Geeze Louise Lighten Up!

So last night I hit the club. I'm not really a club person unless it's an upscale lounge...and there are not that many upscale lounges in Pittsburgh. The only time I usually go to the club like that is if a friend rents it out and throws a party. I go to meet and greet homeboys and homegirls as opposed to strange men rubbing up against me trying to get into my vajayjay.

N e ways....last night a friend was suppose to throw a party at a nightclub in Southside but changed the venue at the last minute. By time me and my homegirl got word of it, we were already in Southside. We said fuck it and just went to Matrix. Matrix has about six dance rooms and bars but it's still a below average club to me.

Because I'm not a club scene person, the only thing I wanted to do was geek. I'm used to hittin up clubs rollin' 15-20 deep and just wilin the fuck out. For my homegirls it's never about meetin niggas and for my homeboys it's not about meetin bitches. We just go to act crazy and have a good time.

But last night it was just me and my homegirl, this Hispanic chic from Brooklyn. It was a mixed crowd but I could not help myself but want to imitate the pink people. Their dancing is hilarious and when we went to the 80s room, I started doing the Michael Jackson thriller dance. My homegirl was sooooo embarrassed. She was on a mission to find a man and thought that I needed to be more "lady like"...and by lady like I mean start shakin my ass and grindin on somebody's lil' willy.

She wanted us to get on the bar and dance. I didn't mind that because I'm a bit wild, crazy, and adventurous....the problem was not gettin on top of the bar, the problem was that my homegirl wanted to make it a competition. I got on the bar and started dancin like the Night at the Roxbury's. Her response: "we have to dance sexy so everyone can see us and when we get down, the guys will know who we are and they'll come holla at us". WTF?!@? oh okay

I did not have to do much but I had guys buying me drinks left and right just doin' me. I had to get the guys who were hollering at me to buy my homegirl some drinks. Everyone in the club was soooooo serious. The guys had on their "go fuck it" mugs like lions on the prowl and the girls were puttin some serious work on the dance floor. I have been told that I can dance my ass off...but trust and believe, I dance to have fun...not to impress some nigga who cannot tell his dick from his brain.

Of course I did get my sexy on on the dance floor but I was still able to geek and have fun with most of the guys that I danced with.

I do not understand why girls use sex as bait. Yes men love sex but who doesn't. I do not understand why in a girl's search of finding Mr. Right For Me, why they have such a hard time being themselves. Back in the day, women were taught to put on face by being prim and proper...now we are taught to put on face by being slutty and sensual. Women need to be taught to just lighten up and be themselves.

It's not about attracting a guy it is about attracting the guy. Correction. It's about having a good time and enjoying yourself.

I went out about a month ago with another homegirl. She was on chill mode but she had the whole going out thing twisted nonetheless. She introduced me to a guy that she knew and whispered in my ear "you need to talk to him he's really good in bed".

Okay there were 3 major problems with this situation....1) why do I care, I came out to be with my homegirls not to waste my $10.00 on talking to freako over here, 2) the club is tooo loud so how do you hold any type of conversation anyways, and 3) most importantly, why do you think I want to share a guy that you obviously have already fucked?