Determined to Live My Life as a Simple Bitch!

It is no surprise to all those that know me that I am probably one of the most simple bitches that you know. Comedy Central is my bible, Katt Williams is my preacher, and Ron White is my daddy. I will forever have an adamant addiction to adult cartoons like South Park, King of the Hill, Family Guy, and others that come on adult swim. Sarcasm, wit, humor, and being carelessly blunt hallmark my life. I do not take life seriously and even when it seems as if I am taking life seriously, I am rolling on the floor laughing my ass off on the insides...only close friends know this about me. People who do not know me well usually take me seriously when I'm latently giving them the okey-doke. Even on this blog...

I think I'm one of the few people who wonder "Why is Mr. Crabs daughter a whale and why is he so concerned with the Crusty Crab flooding when she cries if they live in the water?"

Anyways, staying true to character, and embracing the simpleton that I am...I have decided to CHANGE MY NAME!!! I am a non-committal person and me and the name that I have carried for the last 23 years have been together waaaayyyy too long. I am getting bored with being Courtney Nichole Thompson.

So what randomly brought this on? Well, surprisingly it was not that random. I have always wanted to change my name. Don't ask me why, I really do not have a real reason...at least not until now.

The reason why I never actually went through a name change was because 1) I had too much shit surrounding school in my name and 2) I thought that it would be kind of ridiculous to answer "because I just felt like it" when people ask me "Bitch, what the hell possessed you to change your name?".

I am in a transition period in my life, so what the hell...might as well go for it. It can't hurt...especially for a free spirited person like me. If all else fails, I'll change it back. Whateva Chedda.

So I have come up with a really lame reason for changing my name, but it is a reason none-the-less.

A friend of mine recently found out she was pregnant and we decided to look up baby names. We happened to stumble upon the website Kabalarian Philosophy in our search for a baby name. I really do not know much about this shit, but I am guessing it is something like numerology or something crazy. Anyways, it basically tells you how your name effects your personality and your life. Coincidentally, we happened to stumble upon this site when they were giving away free name reports (which stops on July 20th). So...because I can never turn down anything free and I do have a latent interest in occultish type things (I am a Scorpio), I ordered it.

Turns out, my name sucks....correction, it's more middle of the road and I hate being the middle of the road. In response, I have ordered free reports for names that I think I may want to change my name to. I'm changing my middle name to Courtney and I'm keeping my last name. That way, people can still call me what they've been calling me.

We will see how this plays out....

Oh yeah...if anybody cares, I have pasted the report below:

"
Your First Most Used Name

Your name, Courtney, makes you clever, proficient, and analytical. You could be
inventive along practical, mechanical lines. Your natural skepticism is overcome
only through factual detail and logical proof. You are independent and positive in
opinion, original in your thinking, and a stickler for logic and reason. Drawn into
hard work and detail, at times you long for new experiences and adventure. Any
new undertaking holds appeal, but you tend to attract limited opportunities that
involve considerable monotony and result in feelings of repression and
frustration. Challenges hold your interest, but once your interest wanes, you
switch to something else, leaving your undertakings unfinished. You have an
inquisitive, investigative mind and a curiosity about life, along with an interest in
scientific matters.

You tend to live your ideas day and night, or else lose interest completely. You
cannot be pushed or driven, responding instead with great effort if you are
approached with proper consideration. Good manners, reliability, and honesty are
important to you, and you expect them in others. As you never forget an injustice,
it is difficult for you to forgive and forget. You take life seriously and tend to be
matter-of-fact and practical in your outlook, following established routines most
of the time.

Efficiency is critical to you, however, there are times when your over-exacting
and meticulous ways create misunderstandings. Lack of attention to details by
others can be very frustrating. You must guard against becoming satirical and
contemptuous, thereby creating bitter experiences in personal relationships. Your
changing moods make it difficult for others to respond to you appropriately. You
are not overly conversational unless there is something to learn from the
conversation. Social chitchat does not appeal to your practical nature.
Although you tend to champion causes and want to help others who are in lessfortunate
circumstances, you are not overly sympathetic nor forgiving. In fact,
you feel awkward and self-conscious when put in delicate situations, as you feel
your inability to be as diplomatic as you should be. You cannot stand ridicule nor
appreciate a joke at your expense.

You have strong likes and dislikes and often respond to hunches. Your first
impressions of situations or people are usually accurate, although there are times
when you are too naïve, causing you to trust people who then let you down.
The intensity created by the use of this name creates stomach and intestinal
disorders such as ulcers, growths, or constipation.

Your Surname

Your surname of Thompson creates a very friendly, happy, and spontaneous
family of people. They love parties, social activities, and entertaining. They are
artistic, musical, and creative, and respond to inspirational and
spur-of-the-moment experiences. They dislike system, order, routine, or
monotony, and are spendthrifty; it is difficult for them to save. They are very
self-expressive and their home life is usually in a commotion, for they are always
stirring up excitement and playing pranks on one another. They can be extremely
expressive and say things just for the sake of an argument and thoroughly enjoy
the humour and fun it creates. However, this name can cause emotional outbursts
and hurt feelings; thus they must learn to control their impulsive and emotional
nature. They forgive and forget easily, and display their feelings very quickly.
Love is their motivating force and they are very affectionate, giving, and
inspirational. They are not practical or interested in mathematics, unless their
other names bring out this influence. They basically lack self-discipline and
dislike self-denial. Although this name creates a happy, friendly family of people,
it destroys stability and accumulation. They can be over-emotional and indulge
their appetites, and thus have an overheated bloodstream, causing skin conditions,
liver problems, and emotional desires.

Your Combined Name

The combined names Courtney Thompson create a desire to be financially
independent, and an interest in economics and business affairs. However, with
this combination you do not realize the fulfilment of your ideals, even though you
enjoy a measure of financial stability and success. Just when opportunities seem
to be coming your way, you are overlooked in favour of someone else. You are
taken away from association with people and experience much aloneness. You
could experience health problems affecting the heart and lungs.

Your Business Signature

The business signature of Courtney Nichole Thompson takes you into
circumstances where you work independently in a leadership way, pioneering for
the benefit of others. You have to work hard with limited resources, facilities,
and conditions. This signature restricts your financial success by requiring you to
put far more into an enterprise than you get out of it, with the benefits of your
efforts going to someone else.

Your Other First Name(s)

Your name Nini has given you an idealistic nature with a desire to help others.
Your initiative often causes you to be the first to act when you see a need. Your
desire to help also makes you generous, sympathetic, and loyal in your
friendships. Since you are impressionable and receptive, you feel the misfortunes
of others very keenly. However, this name makes it awkward for you to express
your deeper thoughts and feelings with finesse and diplomacy to the extent that
your candid, sometimes blunt, manner of speaking creates misunderstandings
with others. Although you know what is expected of you, you feel awkward and
embarrassed when drawn into delicate situations that require extreme tact.
Because of this lack of verbal expression, you experience inner feelings of
frustration and repression which can cause you to retaliate.
This name creates a dual quality in that at times, you are compassionate and
understanding and, at other times, unyielding and strong willed. Being somewhat
self-centred, you learn through your own experiences, as you rarely take advice
from others. Yet, you are sensitive and very easily hurt and offended. You long
for praise and appreciation for your efforts, but others find it difficult to
understand you. If you perceive you are being taken advantage of, you can
become overly critical and complaining. On the other hand, when understood, you
can be very charming and affectionate, as you respond quickly to kindness and
sympathy.

You dislike monotony and system and enjoy being creative in an inventive way
whether it be in interior decorating, music, art, crafts, or other endeavours that
require versatility and skill. You enjoy working with your hands. You are imaginative and visionary, somewhat of a perfectionist, yet the results of your
efforts often fall short of your high expectations. A leadership position appeals to
you because you would enjoy directing others rather than being directed.
Being impulsive, you make hasty decisions, which you often regret after you
experience the results.

Your feelings are strong and you tend to react intensely to situations. This name
tends to create a quick temper, mostly because an inability to express your
thoughts and feelings with clarity leaves you feeling tongue-tied. The tension and
frustration resulting from this restriction could cause you to suffer with severe
headaches or sinus problems.

Because of your sensitive nervous system, over-stress and extreme tiredness could
cause nervous disorders, seizures, fainting, or dizziness. You could also
experience head tension such as headaches, weak eyes, or throat problems.

Your name of Court to the extent that you use it creates a very restless, active,
and versatile nature. You dislike monotony, system, or routine, and crave
independence, freedom of thought, action, and opportunities for change and
travel. Life is a challenge to you; anything that is new and different catches your
interest and you will devote time and effort until you have the satisfaction of
figuring it out, but once the challenge is over you are on to something new. You
have a humanitarian side to your nature and could be a champion of the underdog,
for you dislike injustice. Often you speak too directly and can create
misunderstandings and hurt feelings. You have attracted many disappointments
with people because you take them at their word and will often be let down. This
causes you to take a defensive attitude and you could become cynical. You enjoy
outdoor activities. You like to be individual and dislike doing what everyone else
does, just for the sake of association. With keen analytical ability, you seek truth
and appreciate knowing the reason "why". However, you are far too intense and
emotional and experience problems in your nervous system, tension in the
stomach and solar plexus, as well as uncontrolled speech. When depressed you
suffer with moods through self-pity.

Quorda is not a good name to use for it destroys creative ability, imagination and
depth of thought. It makes you a very practical, hard working person. Other
people find it difficult to get along with you because you are so set in your
opinions. You find it hard to show any warmth towards others. You show an
interest in the technical aspect of things. If anything mechanical needs fixing, you
are quite capable of fixing it. Your desire for heavy foods (meat and starches) can
result in constipation, ulcers, and intestinal growths.

Your name of Nichole creates a happy-go-lucky, idealistic, easy-going, but
over-emotional nature. If this name is used to any extent, you would be inclined to
take the easy way out. To smooth over any unpleasant situation, you prefer to
evade the issue rather than hurt others. You find it hard to save your finances;
money slips through your fingers quickly because you enjoy a good time and
others can influence you to part with your money. You create a good impression
by your appearance and your charming personality. You are naturally drawn to
people and love to converse with them. You enjoy social events and relaxed, easy
living, without pressures. This name causes you to lack system, order, and
concentration, making it difficult for you to follow through with your intentions
and live up to your commitments. Through over indulgence you could suffer with
skin or liver problems, an overheated bloodstream, or fluid troubles such as
overweight, kidney problems, or varicose veins.

Your Other Combined Name(s)

Your full name of Nini Thompson gives you the desire for creative outlets, for
much sociability, and for opportunities to give to and share with others. Although
you want active conditions and variety in your life, you are constantly dealing
with mundane, monotonous details. You are taken into surroundings where much
hard work is required of you, but you receive little in proportion to your efforts.
You can make progress through much perseverance and taking advantage of the
limited opportunities that do come your way. The successes you have are the
result of focused efforts. Seldom do favourable conditions come your way. Any
health weaknesses would show in skin, liver, or stomach problems.

Your Other Business Signature(s)

To the extent that you use the business signature of CNT, you are drawn into
situations where there is the need to give of yourself to help others. You attract
positions that require a great deal of individual effort with limited resources,
physical comforts, or conveniences. Invariably, you put more into an enterprise or
venture than you gain from it. The benefits usually go to someone else. You
pioneer many efforts, working hard, but just when you begin to make headway, or
have your goal in sight, someone else takes advantage of the situation to reap the
rewards that should be yours. There is little opportunity to draw upon, either in
your work environment or from personal contacts. This signature would not bring
you the financial accumulation you deserve.

To the extent that you use the business signature of Courtney Nichole, it would
bring you a degree of financial stability and success, but your expectations and
ambitions would not be fully realized. Your work environment draws you into
positions where contact with others is restricted with the result that your efforts
and capabilities are not fully recognized or rewarded. Opportunities or
advancement that you wait for all too often go to someone else.
Misunderstandings frequently arise in your business dealings making it difficult to
negotiate the most favourable terms, or bring arrangements to a fully successful
conclusion."